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Headlines
Woman Deeply Regrets Asking Friend For Honest Opinion
T-Mobile's Secret Family Plan Can Hide Up To 15 Phone Lines
Ass Man Becoming More of a Mule Man
Sponge Been Withdrawn Ever Since It Got Back From Microwave
Sleep Experts Agree They're Gonna Have To Pull All Nighter To Get Report In On Time
Unlikely Friendship Set To End Next Week
Congressional Freshman Locked Out Of House Floor Wearing Only Towel
New Robot At Work Not Sure He's The Best Culture Fit
Development Hell Launches Demon Training Program
Dick Pic Adapted Into Feature Will Receive Limited Release
Win a Chance to Not See Cats!
T-Mobile's Secret Family Plan Can Hide Up To 15 Phone Lines
Ass Man Becoming More of a Mule Man
Sponge Been Withdrawn Ever Since It Got Back From Microwave
Sleep Experts Agree They're Gonna Have To Pull All Nighter To Get Report In On Time
Unlikely Friendship Set To End Next Week
Congressional Freshman Locked Out Of House Floor Wearing Only Towel
New Robot At Work Not Sure He's The Best Culture Fit
Development Hell Launches Demon Training Program
Dick Pic Adapted Into Feature Will Receive Limited Release
Win a Chance to Not See Cats!
Scripts
Start Up (Original Half-Hour)
--Portland Comedy Film Festival "Best Dark Comedy" Nominee (2021)
--Big Apple Film Festival Semi-Finalist (2021)
--Los Angeles International Screenplay Competition Semi-Finalist (2021)
Additional placements in ScreenCraft Comedy Competition 2021, Emerging Screenwriters - Genre Screenplay Competition 2021, HollyShorts Screenwriting Competition, Filmmatic Comedy Screenplay Awards 2021, Scriptation Showcase - Teleplay 2020-2021, Screenwriters Network - SWN Screenplay Competition Goldman Award
BOJACK HORSEMAN: The Prime of Miss Jean Horsey (Half-Hour)
--UCLA Extension Spec Competition Top 10 Semi-Finalist (2019)
--Portland Comedy Film Festival "Best Dark Comedy" Nominee (2021)
--Big Apple Film Festival Semi-Finalist (2021)
--Los Angeles International Screenplay Competition Semi-Finalist (2021)
Additional placements in ScreenCraft Comedy Competition 2021, Emerging Screenwriters - Genre Screenplay Competition 2021, HollyShorts Screenwriting Competition, Filmmatic Comedy Screenplay Awards 2021, Scriptation Showcase - Teleplay 2020-2021, Screenwriters Network - SWN Screenplay Competition Goldman Award
BOJACK HORSEMAN: The Prime of Miss Jean Horsey (Half-Hour)
--UCLA Extension Spec Competition Top 10 Semi-Finalist (2019)
Short Pieces
Woman Lands Dream Job Where All Her Teeth Fall Out
Brawl Erupts Between Cutouts at Dodger Stadium
Life Hack: Man Checks Privilege Every Night Before Bed
I Bottled Up My Anger and Now It’s Kombucha
"Who Wants To Make A Living Wage?" Joins ABC Fall Lineup
Here's What To Get Your Sugar Daddy For Father's Day This Year
Quiz: Are You Dating a Fuckboy or a Cicada?
Brawl Erupts Between Cutouts at Dodger Stadium
Life Hack: Man Checks Privilege Every Night Before Bed
I Bottled Up My Anger and Now It’s Kombucha
"Who Wants To Make A Living Wage?" Joins ABC Fall Lineup
Here's What To Get Your Sugar Daddy For Father's Day This Year
Quiz: Are You Dating a Fuckboy or a Cicada?